Masterful contradictions, Daisy. From something we've all seen in our lives. A man feeding the pidgeons (not sure why I spelled it like that but this is probably the Elizabethan....)
Having observed pigeon armies taking possession of land by force (the corner of Madison & Wells in Chicago is but one example), I have long felt that the solution to the pigeon problem is not eliminate the pigeons, but to eliminate the "pigeon people" (i.e. the people who feed the pigeons).
You might find yourself becoming a pigeon person. And I don’t consider that a bad thing. They have a bad rap, but they’re beautiful and pretty damn sharp too
Damn you just brought me back. Now I’m wondering if I was even looking at a real guy or just subconsciously dreaming Hey Arnold thoughts. Either way, I appreciate the read!
Masterful contradictions, Daisy. From something we've all seen in our lives. A man feeding the pidgeons (not sure why I spelled it like that but this is probably the Elizabethan....)
pidgeon feels far more respectable!
Indeed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf0poQI8wSo
Legend
This story makes me root for the hawks. Every hawk is 100 less pigeons.
That’s a damn good ratio.
never liked pigeons, but you may want to consider changing your co-worker.
haha thanks for the read, Glenn!
Damn that was powerful
Thanks!
Never thought I’d feel for some pigeons. A great read, thank you, daisy.
Haha thanks Marc. Appreciate you!
Having observed pigeon armies taking possession of land by force (the corner of Madison & Wells in Chicago is but one example), I have long felt that the solution to the pigeon problem is not eliminate the pigeons, but to eliminate the "pigeon people" (i.e. the people who feed the pigeons).
Your endings always punch me in the gut. A weird kind of hit that makes me want to start over from the beginning and resubmit.
That is very, very kind of you Kimberly. I truly appreciate you taking the time to read. Means a lot 🥹
This one's giving strong Hey Arnold! pigeon man vibes.
Loved this piece, especially: “Look, your god is over there, you idiots”
Will! Thanks a ton.
Wow. Can’t now but will subscribe. (I know not worth a pigeon but I mean it)
hahah thanks Patris! I appreciate the read as always :)
You might find yourself becoming a pigeon person. And I don’t consider that a bad thing. They have a bad rap, but they’re beautiful and pretty damn sharp too
Haha yeah man I don’t think I’m too many degrees away. I’ve come around on crows so who knows.
Haha this is surely the way!
Damn you just brought me back. Now I’m wondering if I was even looking at a real guy or just subconsciously dreaming Hey Arnold thoughts. Either way, I appreciate the read!
This is also very good