I was sitting in a coffee shop having a coffee the other morning, and I heard this idiot in a puffy vest say, “The thing is…” and I thought, goddamnit, not again.
See, the thing about things is that nobody’s got a goddamn clue. And the people that do have a goddamn clue haven’t got a clue how to say that they’ve got a goddamn clue. That’s the thing.
Even now, I’m grasping at this notion that nobody’s got a goddamn clue. That’s me asserting that I have a clue as to nobody having a goddamn clue, which, by my own logic, would mean that I haven’t got a goddamn clue either. That’s the thing.
This fucking guy, I thought, it’s too early in the day to pretend to have a goddamn clue about something, especially in a goddamn vest. But then I took a sip of coffee, and the idiot in the vest finished his sentence.
He said, “The thing is… I have absolutely no clue.”
And I thought, FUCK!
Hello, world.
haha the thing is.. I haven’t got a clue
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